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WHEN DO THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS OCCUR?

Tishrei -Rosh Hashanah (New Year) 1st and 2nd
-Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement) 10th
-Sukkot (Tabernacles) 15th – 21st
-Shmini Atzeret and Simhat Torah 22nd – 23rd

Chesvan -the only month without a holiday

Kislev -Chanukkah DATE

Tevet -(The Fast of the 10th of Tevet – Fast Days are not Holidays)

Shvat -Tu B’Shvat (the 15th of Shvat)

Adar -(The Fast of Esther (Purim) – Fast Days are not Holidays) 14th

Nisan -Passover (Exodus) 15 th – 22nd
-Yom ha-Shoa (Holocaust Memorial Day)

Iyar -Yom ha-Atzma’ut (Israel Independence Day) 5th
-Yom Yerushalayim (Jerusalem Day) DATE

Sivan -Shavout 6th and 7th

Tammuz -(Fast of the 17th of Tammuz – Fast Days are not Holidays) 17th

Av -Tisha B’Av (the 9th of Av) 9th

Elul -an entire month dedicated to special prayers in preparation for the coming New Year

 

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